butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You surviving the open bar?
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I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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