I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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