i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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