I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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