I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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