Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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