hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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