How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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