another moral hangover. fuck.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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