If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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