You really coming over, don't trick.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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