Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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