we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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