You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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