Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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