so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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