Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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