That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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