Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i love accidental penises.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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