I think my vagina is haunted
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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