1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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It's shark week go big or go home
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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