STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You are a genius and a whore.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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