If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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