Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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