it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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