there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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