WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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