Non-Jews are for practice
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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