seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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