If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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