there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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