When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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