Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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