i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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