Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Fuck appropriateness.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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