Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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