she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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