I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How does one acquire holy water?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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