This girl is more easily done than said...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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