Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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i think my cat just said my name.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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