I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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