We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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