I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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