Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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