Whoa Z and x make the same sound
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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