I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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