Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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