i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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