Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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