so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
foreskin is a definite game changer
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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